Flexing On My Ex

I swear I'm always lying when I run into my ex
I wanna keep it hunnid but I always gotta flex
I'm playing like my life got better ever since she left
Damn it, I'm so stressed, but I'm acting like I'm blessed

Yeah, so I tell her I been busy as of late
But doing really good no, scratch that, I've been great
I got that big promotion so I really can't complain
I'm eating raw vegan plus now I meditate

Yeah, I been taking time to focus on my Qi
Aligning all my chakras and my body's energy
And I been doing yoga for my flexibility
I really found my peace now that I got a prescription for weed, yeah

I'm doing Zumba, I'm learning tuba
I bought a Roomba, it keeps my room clean (Yuh)
My new roommate, is a woman
And I ain't bragging
But I think she likes me, maybe (Nah)

I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (Ooh)
I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (On my ex)
I can tell that she is not impressed with me (Damn)
Ooh I wish that we could have sex (Yuh)
I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (On my ex)
I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (On my ex)
I'm trying not to look down at her breasts, baby (Whoa)
It's been a while since I've had sex

Life is great
But I must admit that it ain't always been this way
I was in my feelings lying on the couch all day
'Til I saw this dope commercial and my whole life changed

Tell me, have you heard of ITT Tech?
I ain't tryna flex but it's on the internet
It's fully accredited so I'm pretty much set
For the ever shifting competitive modern job market

Digital research associate, product integration analyst
Central security specialist, implementation coordinator
Regional brand administrator, human dynamics facilitator (Yuh)
With expert staff and over a 140 campuses nationwide, I'm set (Lying)

I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (Ooh)
I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (On my ex)
Why'd I talk about ITT Tech?... baby (Damn)
I don't think she wants to have sex (Yuh)
I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (On my ex)
I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (On my ex)
The times we had together were the best, baby (Whoa)
We used to literally have sex