Kitties And Inconveniences

(albüm: Meme King - 2017)

Yuh, yuh
Every day I wake up is a brighter day
Wife by my side slept the night away
Wake up and look at her pretty face
Hit the snooze twice I feel good today

I am off work and I'm not going back for a week
Pour up the coffee then I brush my teeth
Grab the remote and turn on the TV
My wife ask me if I want eggs that's fine with me
I got
Ellie on my side, thas' my kitty she's adorable
I mentioned her last time, look at those eyes, wanna die

From the cuteness of her little fluffy tail
Her paws are so little they're cute as well
Cuts on my hands from her claws, oh well
Anybody hurt her I end up in jail

Yah, yah
The sun is really shiny bout to go work on my tan
It's getting a little hot around here I'ma need a fan
Not just any fan, the one that sprays water
Cool me down, cool me down now I'm hearing thunder

I'll just go inside an' read a book
Maybe I'll just cook
Got a recipe, I need eggs and cheese
Got no garlic, I need salt and parsley
And I'm out of milk, I got an empty carton, FUCK