Great Minds Drink Alike

Yeah
We can be strangers, nothing in common
But we'll get it popping with just a Jäger bomb
And once we realize we're on the same track
We can dive right in to that bottle of Jack (Yeah)
If we put our brains together we can do this
Both is probably thinking that this one's kinda stupid
But I knew I made the right choice again
'Cause we karaoked Skynyrd like two best friends
Don't you got friends that wouldn't be otherwise
If you didn't have ol' hank and a jug of wine
Now that I'm just about out of my mind
We can make it through the night with our powers combined

If you're out here working 9 to 5
Slanging a hammer barely getting by
Stuck in a office in a suit and tie
Doesn't matter 'cause
Great minds, great minds drink alike
Doesn't matter if you're rich or poor
We get our liquor from the same store
Only difference is I probably drink a little more
Comes as no surprise
Great minds, great minds drink alike (Yeah, haha)

Y'all know just what gets me
I wish this bad luck would miss me
I got run into the city
To get that double fifth of whiskey
I mean bourbon, I mean Goldschlager
Might even be that cold cocker
End of the night, looking for a fight
It might be a nose popper
Never know how you gone react
In the grass laid on your back
Fetal position in the bath
Take that shot and don't look back
You might just get drunk and see the writings on the wall
Hungover as hell but it's the hair of the dog
Find that snake that bit you grab his head and bite him back, shit
Jump back on that horse and slap his ass and do a backflip
On that corporate ladder it don't matter if you the President
Find any ol' bar and I'll be be your local drinking resident

If you're out here working 9 to 5
Slanging a hammer barely getting by (Yeah)
Stuck in a office in a suit and tie (In a suit and tie)
Doesn't matter 'cause
Great minds, great minds drink alike
Doesn't matter if you're rich or poor (No, it don't matter)
We get our liquor from the same store
Only difference is I probably drink a little more
Comes as no surprise
Great minds, great minds drink alike
If you're out here working 9 to 5
Slanging a hammer barely getting by
Stuck in a office in a suit and tie
Doesn't matter 'cause
Great minds, great minds drink alike
It don't matter if you're rich or poor (It don't)
We get our liquor from the same store (Yeah, from the same store)
Only difference is I probably drink a little more (I drink a little more)
Comes as no surprise
Great minds, great minds drink alike