MC Chris Number 2000

(albüm: The New York University 8-Track Discography 10th Anniversary Edition - 2007)

Good evening ladies this is MC Chris
You know I know how to love loving is what I do best
For those of you that are depressed dry your eye
MC Chris will arrive

MC Chris number 1 with the ladies
Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
MC Chris number 1 with the ladies
Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
MC Chris number 1 with the ladies
Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
MC Chris number 1 with the ladies
Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies

This ones for the ladies The crazy hunny-babies
The biddies with the shitties that drive
Jimmy dizzy at the mini-mall
Arby's sauce on my lapel I'm chilling at the perfume counter so I can smell
The intoxicating breezes bring on wheezes and sneezes
Have me over for dinner and let me eat your feces
I go to pieces cause I fall in love five times a day
my name is mc chris before you buy like doing KLJ

mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
You can't help it if you find him attractive
Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit

mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
You can't help it if you find him attractive
Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit
mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
You can't help it if you find him attractive
Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit

Well one? fuck that I'm number infing
As in “In like Flynn” so let me begin
Obviously I'm mc word I deserve it
As for the many cuties that let me berserk it
I work the circuit from XLR to RCA
I get up on the mic about every damn day
All the way from Sante Fe over to the Ukraine
I get more insane than my boy Billy Zane
On the Titanic leaving all the ladies in a Leonardo panic
Not a manic but I turn it like it's static
I lock them upstairs just like flowers in the attic
Like she was Kimmy Gibbler and I was Bob Saget

mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
You can't help it if you find him attractive
Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit
mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
You can't help it if you find him attractive
Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit

Amazing the act of body painting
I get up on the mic til I leave all the ladies fainting
In my life it's always raining but yo it's not cats and pups
It's me wearing hoes with big ass butts
We've been known to rock we've been known to party
We've been known to strip and shake our bodies
You like our show, you like our sound?
Motherfucker put your money down

mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
You can't help it if you find him attractive
Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit
mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
You can't help it if you find him attractive
Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit
The mac shit the mac shit
Who is the motherfuckin mac shit?
The mac shit the mac shit
Who is the motherfuckin mac shit?
mac shit mac shit
Who is the motherfuckin mac shit?
mac shit mac shit
Who is the motherfuckin mac shit?
Ooooooooh yeah, oh jesus, oh jesus