The Top Ten Things To Never Say On A First Date

(albüm: The Zombie Dinosaur - 2015)

These are ten things to never say on a first date. Take note.

Oh yeah, I believe in reproductive rights too, especially for guys. Have you heard of the men's rights movement?
No, no, no, no. Don't order that. You're probably the last person in this room who needs any more carbs tonight.
Hey, you want to meet my parents next weekend? You remind me so much of my mom!

These are ten things to never say
These are ten things to never say
These are ten things to never say on a first date!

I'm not racist, but…

My favorite author? You probably haven't heard of him. I don't think they teach Kierkegaard in the state schools.
Be right back. I just have to do a number two.
Let me tell you all the intricate details about my recent financial troubles.
Not counting what's probably going to happen later, how many other guys from Tinder have you slept with?

These are ten things to never say
These are ten things to never say
These are ten things to never say on a first date!

Can I take this call? It's my ex.

My favorite type of music? Probably nerdcore.