Tesla

(альбом: 100% Fresh - 2019)

Fuck those cars. You should... [cheers and applause] I have one. I have an electric car. But at least I have the decency when I'm driving, to put my head out the window and go, "Here comes the Sandman." [laughter] "Sandman coming. Watch out." How about those Tesla's now driving themselves? Those Teslas, that's pretty cool. They can drive themselves. Holy shit, man. I got in an accident with a Tesla and nobody was in there, and I didn't know who to exchange the information with... and I started screaming, "Hey, you fucker. What the fuck?" And the Tesla's, you know, fucking windshield wipers are flapping about. And I was like, "What the fuck does that mean? You did it." And its fucking lights are going on and off. Like it's saying, "Okay. All right." And, uh... Then we go to court and I'm like, "I'm going to fucking destroy this thing." And then the Tesla shows up in a neck brace, and I say, "Oh, give me a fucking break. What a liar. He's a fucking liar."