Anal

(альбом: 100% Fresh - 2019)

So I tell my wife recently I would love to try anal. And I say to my wife, "Hey, I would love to try anal." And she goes, "Oh, I wouldn't." And then I say, "Oh." [laughter] I said, "But I would." And she goes, "Yeah, I know. I heard." [laughter] And then I said, "Okay, so let's..." I really think we should. She goes, "I'm just not into that." And then I said, "You know, what? I love you. I'm gonna be with you for the rest of my life. I've been with you 20 years. I've never cheated on you. I never will cheat on you. It's you and me against the world, baby. [cheering] And, uh... I really... I got nowhere else to get this anal. So... [laughter] I was like, "You've got to fucking help me out. It's a fantasy. Please?" And, uh... And she was nice. She said okay. And so, on my birthday, she gave it up. She gave it to me, and she said she liked it. She said it was fun and she couldn't believe she fit her whole fist inside me... And so... I don't know. [laughter] I said, "You see? New experiences." She's a good girl.