Bad To The Boon

(альбом: Random Encounters: Season 3 - 2013)

There's a certain wicked chimp, with a spaceship and a blimp!
He's one bad mother! No other compares!
And unlike monkeys trapped in balls, he towers half a meter tall!
He looks quite dashing, with smashing permed hair!

He's undeniably great!
The most advanced and purely evil primate!
And my lovely bride can't help but swoon
I'm Bad to the Boon! chuckles

Best keep your distance, 'cause forms of restistance are moot!
Puzzles and mazes are fine hiding places for fruit!
(Yours, specifically!)
You may feel a bit forlorn
But I've a wedding to perform
So just get cozy, you nosy balled boobs!
I've got nothing left to say
Except we're gathered here today
'Cause darling MeeMee completes me it's true!

We've exchanged our wedding vows
MeeMee, do you take me now
To be your lawfully wedded
Awfully dreaded Bad-Boon?