Plants vs. Zombies: The Musical

(альбом: Random Encounters: Season 9 - 2019)

[The Wierd Guy:]
I know what you're thinking
You wish you'd stayed in bed
Or moved to someplace safe and zombie-free
They're rotten and stinking
And shall we say "undead"
And deathly afraid of botany
These seeds I've brought are how we'll beat them
These plants repel undead remains
And if those plants fail to defeat them
They'll feast upon our...

[Zombies:]
...brains!

[The Wierd Guy:]
Plant a little plant in the garden that's guarding your lawn
Cause an army of the dead are now knocking at your door
Plant a little plant in the garden or your yard'll be gone
So let's plant a couple plants in the garden for war!
(Time to bring out the big guns)
Some sunlight and soil are all we really need
To cut these zombie lowlifes down to size
They're dogged and vile and wear expensive tweed
But also, not known to be awfully wise
The zombies are coming, stumbling down the street
They're searching for somebody's pink, yummy-tasting brain to eat
The groans and the moans and the creak of the bones of the zombie fleet
Shed some light on our plight that we might just be dead meat
Plant a little plant in the garden, discard all your stress
Though our odds of any serious survival plans look low
Plant a little plant in the garden, please pardon the mess
But you better pick a plant for your garden to grow

[Player:]
Golly, could we just plant some grizlle bears or something?

[The Wierd Guy:]
Shotguns jam and axes break and some chainsaws tend to stall
But my flora is grade a guaranteed
Outbreaks are a piece of cake cause my plants stand through it all
So let go of dread, don't fear the dead, when these plants are all you need
Plant a little plant in the garden, that's starting to fill
There's a giant wave of slow-moving zombies aimed this way
Plant a little plant in the garden, they're hardy to kill
So let's plant another plant in the garden
A leafy little pea-shooting spartan
Just plant a little plant in the garden today!