The Brony Song

It's not easy being a brony
Both my parents and my friends don't understand
They say ponies aren't for boys
That I shouldn't buy these toys
That I need to toughen up and be a man

It's not easy being a brony
But especially a brony who's a girl
The attention's all on guys
Why can no one realize
That there are Pegasisters all around the world

I can't make it to the meetups
Or contribute brony art
I'm straight but my family thinks I'm gay
I'd buy shirts but I'm too cheap
I'm seeing rainbows in my sleep
And I can't pull off a Pinkie Pie cosplay

Why can't I hug Fluttershy?
'My Little Dashie' made me cry
When will pony clothes come in my size?

I don't see what all the fuss is
I just watch it for the plot
Every week, I get trolled by Tara Strong
All my feelings are conflicting
Over Lyra/Bon-Bon shipping
iTunes, y u no have any pony songs?

I'll always love the show I choose
Despite the stories on Fox news
I'm Twilightlicious
And I love Derpy Hooves

Life can be hard for a brony
But our show's the very best you'll ever see
And the world will soon discover
A great show that's like no other
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