The Pikachu Song: An Original Songachu

(альбом: Random Encounters: Season 12 - 2022)

Pikachu! Pikachu!
I'm your loyal 'lectric shrew!
Oak is scary! Gary's hairy! Here's a Pokedex for you!
Pika this! Pika that!
I am wearing Ash's hat!
Plus three speed is all I need so I can beat up this Golbat!
EXP, just for me!
I'm evolving Quick, press B!
Nah, just kidding! You would need a Thunder Stone!
So just remember, if you try to
Make me Raichu, I will fight you!
Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu!

Oh no! A Rocket Grunt has seen us!
Now he says he wants to fight!
Too bad his team is level 7, and it's stupid ("Meowth! That's right!")
I'll use my Thundershock to maul it!
When we win, we'll take his wallet!
Now let's search inside a patch of grass
And catch ourselves a flaming ass ("Seriously, guys, I'm a horse.")

Pikachu! Pikachu!
I am so in love with you!
Feeling weary? Eat a berry while I play this Poke Flute!
On a board! On a bike!
Let's go fishing! Now let's hike!
Elite Four is such a bore... Hey, can you hear me with this mic?
Missing No! Here we go!
HM05 is my M.O!
We can replicate Rare Candies everywhere!
Hey Metapod, I beg your pardon,
But I think you've over-hardened...
Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu!

I'm a girl! I'm a guy!
I can faint but I can't die!
"Pika Pika" on yo' speaka, but ??? -That's my battle cry!
Take a walk! Take a nap!
Listen to the Poke Rap!
Sneasel, easel, weasel, freeze'll, Freeze you solid! ("It's a trap!")
Ouch, I'm burned! Oh, the pain!
Argh! Confusion?! I'm insane!
I'll incapacitate myself until I'm well!
Although it's true, I'm quite frenetic...
...I'm also photogenic...

...'Cause I'm your loyalest pal in the entire world
-Red, Gold, Black, Emerald, Platinum, Diamond, Sapphire, Pearl
Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu!
Pikachu!