Halftime

(альбом: Cuz We Can - 2002)

[Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford):]
Well, it's been a hell of a game thus far, Wink

[Wink Dinkerson (Danny Boone):]
Yeah, it sure has Chuck. You know, Brooks Buford was a three-time white chip All-American at Alberta Baptist Technical School for the Blind

[Chuck Janke:] Hmmm. Wow!

[Wink Dinkerson:] He's like a nine-dicked weasel

[Chuck Janke:] You know, also, Danny Boone, he got drafted straight outta Motherfuck U

[Wink Dinkerson:] Huh?

[Chuck Janke:] They said he majored in kicking ass

[Wink Dinkerson:] Yeah! I heard he made the fiend's list!

[*Laughter*]

[Chuck Janke:]
Gosh darn it, Wink, you sure do crack yourself up, don't 'cha? Well, for the halftime show we have a group called Rehab

[Wink Dinkerson:] Ahhh!

[Chuck Janke:]
Apparently, they're gonna perform with the Dixie Demon marching band and the cheerleaders and some guy named "Killer" something or another or something

[Wink Dinkerson:] Jumping jehosephat! Where does the school find these assholes?

[Chuck Janke:] Who knows, Wink, probably a used condom!

[*Laughter*]

[Wink Dinkerson:] Well, here they go kids! Let's have a listen!