All I Do Is Game

Waiting for Zelda Breath of the Wild
Hope that mom gives me the cash to buy
I fingered a thousand women's pies
So my thumbs are really toned up

Hitting the controller, thinking I could troll a
Kid over Halo Wars
Sitting on the sofa, sipping on some cola
And my fucking life is good (Hey!)
I could spend a thousand years inside
I would go out, but you know that

All I ever do is game
Every minute, all day
Play on Xbox
PlayStation, I'm gay
All I ever do is game
In the basement
My hands on my cock
I sit here, it's great

All I ever do is
All I ever do is game

Pwning bitches, hanging with the bros
I've never met my friends or girlfriend though
I don't wanna spend my life alone
I don't need to, got BF2

Sitting with a boner, I don't have to grow up
I could stay forever young
Living on my sofa, jerking it to PornHub
Think of naked guys and cum (Hey!)
I could live without any sunlight
I could go out but my bong's here

All I ever do is game
Every minute, all day
Play on Xbox
PlayStation, I'm gay
All I ever do is game
In the basement
My hands on my cock
I sit here, it's great

All I ever do is
All I ever do is game
All I ever do is game
So gay
Yeah

All I ever do is game
Every minute, all day
Play on Xbox
PlayStation, I'm gay
All I ever do is game
In the basement
My hands on my cock
I sit here, it's great

All I ever do is game
Gay