DIAMOND HOE (MINECRAFT RAP)

Bro...
Yo
My girl really left me for a Villager
Damn, wanna talk about it?
Yeah, I need to talk about it
Ight, bet

It all started when she went on that adventure
Didn't come home that night, only had on leather, yeah
Packed my boat, my sword, and my pick
All to find out she was sucking Villager dick
Damn, I was heartbroken
Felt all to myself
I ran home and put my pickaxe on the shelf
I laid in bed that night, looking at the ceiling
Thinking about how she's okay with cheating

Diamond boots up on my feet
Bitches know I'm stunting, yeah
Creepers chasing after me
You know I be running, ayy
That's the day I saw her face
Chainmail armor shining, yeah
Her look got my captivated
Angels second coming, ayy
In the stronghold, found some diamonds
Iron pick, y'all know I'm mining
Iced out ring, enchantment binding
Ran back home, turns out I'm crying
Seconds later, broke my heart though
Sucked a Blacksmith for some emeralds
Bought her Punch II bow and arrow
Decked out crib with gold and glowstone

She broke our hearts and took the diamonds
Left us in the desert crying
Now we chilling sad as fuck
Blacksmith getting that good suck
Gave her all I had to offer
Wish we made it to the altar
Had a lot of plans in store
Mined a ton of diamond ore

Damn bro, she took my fucking melons
Yeah, and she took the kids too
Fuck bro, I'm sorry to hear
How old are they?
3 and 8
Damn bro...
Yeah