Miss Universe

Ladies and gentlemen
The winner of tonight's Miss Universe competition is
None other than

C-clear the runway and mek me model and boast
A da walk ya me gi' dem when me a kill me foes
Wha' do she, favour mad woman weh inna clean clothes
Video me face, video me body, hey, video me pose
Stop, wait, a gyal a get bright
B-bend over bitch, kiss out me daylight
Go suck your mother, you no like that come fight
Cah you just upset me eyesight

I'm Miss Universe, a doh see dem
Rip the runway a da walk ya me gi' dem
Laugh cah me know badmind a go kill dem
Oh, model me a model, me a model 'pon dem
Miss Universe, a doh see dem
Rip the runway a da model ya me gi' dem
Laugh cah me know badmind a go kill dem
Oh, model me a model, me a model 'pon dem

Most congenial, but a wha' do some gyal
New name fi dem, bicycle pedal
Best smile, best legs, most intellectual
The man love me becah me have the best genital
Badmind, a from you born, you corrupt
Me a the winner and you not even get a runner-up
When you see me a model, gyal, your heart a hurt up
Clear the runway, you is like my little pup

I'm Miss Universe, a doh see dem
Rip the runway a da walk ya me gi' dem
Laugh cah me know badmind a go kill dem
Oh, model me a model, me a model 'pon dem
Miss Universe, a doh see dem
Rip the runway a da model ya me gi' dem
Laugh cah me know badmind a go kill dem
Oh, model me a model, me a model 'pon dem

C-clear the runway and mek me model and boast
A da walk ya me gi' dem when me a kill me foes
Wha' do she, favour mad woman weh inna clean clothes
Video me face, video me body, hey, video me pose
Stop, wait, a gyal a get bright
Bend over bitch, kiss out me daylight
Go suck your mother, you no like that come fight
Cah you just upset me eyesight

I'm Miss Universe, a doh see dem
Rip the runway a da walk ya me gi' dem
Laugh cah me know badmind a go kill dem
Oh, model me a model, me a model 'pon dem
Miss Universe, a doh see dem
Rip the runway a da model ya me gi' dem
Laugh cah me know badmind a go kill dem
Oh, model me a model, me a model 'pon dem

Most congenial, but a wha' do some gyal
New name fi dem, bicycle pedal
Best smile, best legs, most intellectual
The man love me becah me have the best genital
Badmind, a from you born, you corrupt
Me a the winner and you not even get a runner-up
When you see me a model, gyal, your heart a hurt up
Clear the runway, you is like my little pup

I'm Miss Universe, a doh see dem
Rip the runway a da walk ya me gi' dem
Laugh cah me know badmind a go kill dem
Oh, model me a model, me a model 'pon dem
Miss Universe, a doh see dem
Rip the runway a da model ya me gi' dem
Laugh cah me know badmind a go kill dem
Oh, model me a model, me a model 'pon dem