Real Man

I woke up and put my eyeliner on today
Painted my nails to take the world on for a change
Turned up my stereo till the nearest wall went
Boom, boom, boom

'Cause I'm a real man, I'm a real man
I'm a real man
I'm a real man, I'm a real man
I'm a real man

'Cause what you wanna know about me anyway
You read it in a magazine
What you wanna know about me anyway
I'm nothing that you've ever seen

I sat down and called my favorite drink up today
Craving the couch where my confession pays it way
Double the medicine so maybe I can smile again
Oh, oh, oh

'Cause I'm a real man, I'm a real man
I'm a real man
I'm a real man, I'm a real man
I'm a real man

'Cause what you wanna know about me anyway
You read it in a magazine
What you wanna know about me anyway
I'm nothing that you've ever seen

I was down in California there's no holidays
Got a tan on Christmas and Bleached my teeth today
Called up my surgeon and transformed into a virgin
For the girls back home
Boom

'Cause what you wanna know about me anyway
You read it in a magazine
What you wanna know about me anyway
I'm nothing that you've ever seen

'Cause I'm a real man, I'm a real man
I'm a real man