The Product

(альбом: Crash Landing - 1999)

You'll be glad that you selected
This product from our range.
We're sure that you'll enjoy it
And we hope you'll come again.

Always first with the technology,
Performance and design
And we stand true to our maxime:
"The customer is right!".

You'll be glad that you selected
This product from our range.
We knew you had the money,
Now we know that you've got taste.

You want the finest quality,
That's why you choose our brand,
Where every song is custom-made
And always played by hand.

The music's really simple,
There are tunes that you can sing
And there's lots of lovely pictures
On the packaging.

You'll be glad that you selected
This product from our range.
And if you're not we're sorry,
But it cannot be exchanged.

The money's not refundable,
Don't bother to complain.
We're having such fun spending it
Please come again.