F U PAINTSVILLE KENTUCKY

Dagburn
Dagburn, dagburn, dagburn

The people in my town and Wendy's are mean
Every time I walk in they're gobbling at me
And I know the fucking mayor got you to do it for free
And Upchurch drove here all the way from Tennessee
It's early in the morning and I'm climbing a tree
Just to watch the police while they're driving down the street
Then the neighbor called the damn 5-0 on me
'Cause I'm yelling so loud on my iPhone 3

I said, "F U, Paintsville, Kentucky"
The cops, the mayor, they're all trying to fuck me
And John Holbrook sent me a lawbook
Warrant for me? Then you're gonna have to come look
F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
Dagburn
F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
Dagburn

I was higher than a astronaut
When I was arguing with Mike Endicott
Zach Davison ain't a cop (He ain't?)
He was last week, but now he's not (Why's that?)
Prolly 'cause I figured out the mystery of them (Yep)
Conspiring on me with Illuminati at the gym (Yep)
I pulled up in the Rodeo and acted like a bitch
And I pulled out my iPhone and I wiggled all my tits

It said, "F U, Paintsville, Kentucky"
The cops, the mayor, they're all trying to fuck me
And John Holbrook gave me a lawbook
Warrant for me? Then you're gonna have to come look
F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
Dagburn
F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
Dagburn

Mike Twelvepoint don't live 'round here
Mike Twelvepoint ain't even a real deer (He ain't)
Mike Twelvepoint ain't no mayor
Mike Twelvepoint is a pussy-slayer (Oh, wait, no he ain't)
(Hey, delete that last line)

F U, Paintsville, Kentucky
The cops, the mayor, they're all... they're all...
I'm offbeat, they're all trying to fuck me, it's all their fault
Uh
It's Paintsville's fault
It's Paintsville's fault
It's Paintsville's fault
The citizens and the cops
F U, Paintsville

Dagburn
Dang ol'
You can cry me another one