Hustlemania (Skit)

(альбом: Hustlenomic$ - 2007)

Lets play Hustlemania!
I will be your host, Randell O.G. Cartright The Third.
Last weeks contestants won over 1 million dollars cash in prizes.
This weeks contestant is Pak Man.

Tonights show is brought to you by Hush Lotion.
If you're not sure, dont raise your hands, just Hushhhhhhh.

Okay Pak man, are you ready to play Hustlemania?
[Pak Man]
ay you know it
[Carright]
okay if you would please, if could you please pick a topic from our hustlemania category.
[Pak Man]
Yup, Ill take Got it for the low for a stack
[Carright]
and so it is, got it for the low for a stack
[Pak Man]
yup
[Carright]
okay the question is, theres an 07 S550 mercades yung joc edition, with Ashanti's 22s, butterfly doors, refrigerated hccs worth over 200,000 dollars, how much would it be worth in the trap?
[Pak Man]
well we aint payin full price for nuthin, half pimp
[Carright]
Oh My god and he gets it right for a stack! Wow Pak Man you musta graduated from the IVY league.
[Pak Man]
i aint never heard that before
[Carright]
alright, if you could pick another from our Hustlemania category!
[Pak Man]
Ahh imma stay with what i know carright, got if for the low!
[Carright]
So be it! Got it for the low for 10 stack.
Okay Theres 3 60inch Sony HD ready Flat Screens, A Brand new Frank Mular Icy Wrist Watch and a new set of 24" Dravins with 7" lips, and Pirellis Zero Rubberbands. Where would you go first?
[Pak Man]
Ahh
[Carright]
A. The Police to make a great deal and cash in on your award.
B. Your Momma.
C. The Trap
D. None of the Above
[Pak Man]
Boy Im not a snitch, my momma woulda whoop my ass, so you know its the trap.
[Carright]
Oh my Pak Man guess what?
[Pak Man]
what?
[Carright]
you've just 1 million dollars in the hustlemania!
[Pak Man]
OHHHHHHH!! Its goin down up in here
[Carright]
are you serious
[Pak Man]
wo wo wo wo
[Carright]
pak man, you've also just won two tickets to the hustle crew
[Pak Man]
ohhhhhhh im gonna be stupid