Douchebag

It started out, I'd say 'bout three months ago
I could've easily put a stop to this and
Let you go, but I'm not trying to break the heart
Or even wreck the home
Problem is every time that we're making love
Your man is blowing up the phone, yeah

If he doesn't know by now that we're messing around
Then he might be as clueless as you make him sound, yeah

We can't keep creeping around like this
No, we can't keep it a secret
I know you're man's gonna find out
Sooner or later
I'll have to roll up my sleeves and duke it out
Come on now
How 'bout you leave that douchebag
And be with me, girl
And leave that douchebag and be with me, girl
Sooner or later
I'll have to go to his house and knock him out
Come on now

You're on the same family plan
Nationwide calls and texts in your hand
And you can't leave him now
You even got a closet full of shoes at his house
And I know, yeah
Why would you say that it's over
He even hands over
The keys to the Rover
Every time that you come over
I'm thinking, why can't you see
You need to pack up all of your things
And runaway with me

If he doesn't know by now that we're messing around
Then he might be as clueless as you make him sound, yeah

We can't keep creeping around like this
No, we can't keep it a secret
I know you're man's gonna find out
Sooner or later
I'll have to roll up my sleeves and duke it out
Come on now
How 'bout you leave that douchebag
And be with me, girl
And leave that douchebag and be with me, girl
Sooner or later
I'll have to go to his house and knock him out
Come on now

Why can't ya just leave that douchebag and be with me girl?
Leave that douchebag and be with me girl
Leave that douchebag and be with me girl
Leave that douchebag and be with me girl

We can't keep creeping around like this
No, we can't keep it a secret
I know you're man's gonna find out
Sooner or later
I'll have to roll up my sleeves and duke it out
Come on now
How 'bout you leave that douchebag
And be with me, girl
And leave that douchebag and be with me, girl
Sooner or later
I'll have to go to his house and knock him out
Come on now