All The Stupid Things I've Ever Done

It's a quarter to nine and it's past my bedtime
But I need a little help to fall asleep
With my glass of warm milk
I am ready for the guilt
When I'm done counting sheep
I close my eyes, and I think of

All the stupid things I've ever done
Gonna think of every embarassing thing I've ever done
I'm gonna think of all the stupid things I've ever done
Even the things I did not do
I can play out and go through
How embarassing it would be
And feel the shame hypothetically
And let the guilt rock me to sleep
As if I'd actually done that stupid thing

Goodnight every stupid thing I've ever done
Goodnight Tom