Cow Pissin'

I've got troubles coming down like a cow pissing on a flat rock
Ain't no sign of letting up anytime soon
And if I had a dollar for every time that I felt like that
Well, I'd have enough to run away just me and you

Complaining only makes me sound like a bluff
Like an old bull all horn and no damn hook
Another day more bad weather, when will the sun bring another dollar
I'll be alright, I'll just fake it
Oh, and bet your ass I'll make it
I'll be alright, just as long as I've got you

I'm a good man ain't got no plans of changing my ways
Hold a gun to my head and I'll still tell you the same
I may have a crooked smile but I promise that it's honest
But if stealing your hearts the charge then honey I'm to blame

Complaining only makes me sound like a bluff
Like an old bull all horn and no damn hook
Another day more bad weather, when will the sun bring another dollar
I'll be alright, I'll just fake it
Oh, and bet your ass I'll make it
I'll be alright, just as long as I've got you

Well, that cows still pissing, she'll always be around
Troubles won't change me, they ain't gonna get me down

Complaining only makes me sound like a bluff
Like an old bull all horn and no damn hook
Another day more bad weather, when will the sun bring another dollar
I'll be alright, I'll just fake it
Oh, and bet your ass I'll make it
I'll be alright, just as long as I've got you
Oh, I'll be alright, just as long as I've got you, ah