I Hope I'm Stoned (When Jesus Takes Me Home)

I hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home
Flying high through those clouds
Knowing I don't have to ever come down
I'm rolling up a J
Just in case today's the day
I hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home

I believe he put it down here for all of us to use
A little piece of heaven to take away your blues
I know I'm far from perfect and I'll call a sin a sin
But I feel closer to the Lord every time I breathe it in

Hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home
Flying high up through them clouds
Knowing I don't have to ever come down
I'm rolling up a J
Just in case today's the day
I hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home

I can't wait to talk to Moses 'bout the Red Sea and the plagues
Bend Jonah's ear to hear about living in a whale three whole days
Get ol' St. Pete to show me the pearly gates and the golden streets
Well, you can bet I'll be good and ready to sit down at the feast

I hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home
Flying high up through them clouds
Knowing I don't have to ever come down
I'm rolling up a J
Just in case today's the day
I hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home

I bet Bob Marley's mansion has a garden in the back
And he's growing something special, some celestial homemade hash
We'll sit down on his porch, we'll listen to the angel band
'Til then, I'll sing "I'll Fly Away" with a fat one in my hand

I hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home
Flying high through those clouds
Knowing I don't have to ever come down
I'm rolling up a J
Just in case today's the day
I hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home

Yeah, let's roll ourselves a J
Just in case today's the day
I hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home