Do My Thang

(альбом: Teenage Mutant Ninja Rapper - 2009)

Ah ha ha,
Webby.
Time to go get 'em,
Ha.

I don't care what none of you say,
I'm a do shit my way.
Been here for a minute and I'm here to stay
'Cause I'm just gonna do my thang.

Made myself a name all by myself,
Fuck a record label,
I don't need no help.
Actually I do because I'm broke as hell,
But I'm just gonna do my thang.

I'm a suburban white rapper
But I make it work
And now I'm coming out the blue
Like a baby smurf.

And yes I plays the perp,
Put that L in rotation,
And I'll be doing that
Till I catch probation.

Stop yo hating,
I'm just here laughing
Spitting intense
But I'm not going
Camping.

Soon to be the champion,
Steadily advancing,
Run the fucking beat till I'm cramping.
Dancing around everybody
'Cause you know that
Webby got 'em rolling deeper than Bikini Bottom
Pick 'em up and drop 'em.

I'm a comacozie driver
Blowing up in terms of rhyming
And I'm so hard
That nobody could revive 'em.

Rapping louder than a siren,
When I show up in the ambulance.
They gone scrape you off the floor
Man you'd never stand a chance.

Climb that hill
Like an ant
Top speed accelerate.
But the top
Ain't enough for me
I'll always elevate.

Smoking that celery
I'm the best flowing.
Leave your chick knocked up,
Call me Seth Rogen.

Back,
Round two,
I didn't kill 'em with the white noise.
MJ's dead,
Now we need another white boy.

I don't care what none of you say,
I'm a do shit my way.
Been here for a minute and I'm here to stay
'Cause I'm just gonna do my thang.

Made myself a name all by myself,
Fuck a record label,
I don't need no help.
Actually I do because I'm broke as hell,
But I'm just gonna do my thang.

I run the game
Like the banker in Monopoly.
Ain't no one on top of me,
Except the chick sayin,
"Put your cock in me".

I'm cocky
And I'm probably the illest,
No modesty.
If Em ain't the nicest white boy,
Then I gotta be.

And I don't need a gun,
Never let the cannon shoot.
Jumping over mother fuckers
Call me Crash Bandicoot.

And it's true,
I'll knock you outta your socks
And your boots.
Eat you like an animal,
I'll put 'em in a sandwich dude.

Damn it you,
When I put it on,
Wax man.
A dirty mother fucker,
I just hopped out the trash can.

And pussy?
I'm getting that fam.
My dick's been in more holes
Than my brain's gone in a cat scan.

And battle me son?
You don't really want it.
Coming back with my shield
Or I'm coming back on it.

A Spartan to the heart,
I will knock you unconscious.
Flyer than a pilot,
But no relation to Pontius.

A toxic avenger,
In to the Twilight Zone,
Bro,
And I'm coming back never.
Music's running through my veins,
Webby is a beast
And I do my thang.

I don't care what none of you say,
I'm a do shit my way.
Been here for a minute and I'm here to stay
'Cause I'm just gonna do my thang.

Made myself a name all by myself,
Fuck a record label,
I don't need no help.
Actually I do because I'm broke as hell,
But I'm just gonna do my thang.

I am who I am
And nobody can change it.
And I'll get through our meet
Till I get myself famous.

A pocket full of change
For the day;
I am anxious.
And make myself money
Off a mastery of language.

The portrait's been painted
So bitch,
Better back off.
Pick up the mic,
And kill it because I'm that raw.

And the next person to compare me to Ash Roth,
Is getting every feature on their fucking face
Smacked off.

I don't care what none of you say,
I'm a do shit my way.
Been here for a minute and I'm here to stay
'Cause I'm just gonna do my thang.

Made myself a name all by myself,
Fuck a record label,
I don't need no help.
Actually I do because I'm broke as hell,
But I'm just gonna do my thang.

I don't care what none of you say,
I'm a do shit my way.
Been here for a minute and I'm here to stay
'Cause I'm just gonna do my thang.

Made myself a name all by myself,
Fuck a record label,
I don't need no help.
Actually I do because I'm broke as hell,
But I'm just gonna do my thang.