Hans

We're not home right now please leave us a message and we'll call you back
(Fuck) (yo...)

Hello?

Ja, is Hans there
Umm he's outside now
He come back

Ja ah yes I
Well I am at the payphone right now

Ok

I will
When is good time to call him back?

Later this evening please!

Hans says for me to call him very soon

Ok!

He says to talk to him now
I shall talk to Hans now!

Ok, I'll get him!

I'll wait

Hurry it's the payphone!

Hello?

Ja Hans?

Yes!

Hi, it's Igor Hans!

Ehhm, Igor?

Hi how are you?

Allright

I'm at the payphone can you hear me?

Yes!

Well I am on my way to your house right now!
I had some trouble at the home
I will be there in about 25 minutes
Will you have my bead ready?

Your what ready?

My bed?
My sleeping quarters?

You must have the wrong number!

Here is this Hans?

Sorry?

Hans, Herr Hans?

You must have the wrong number!

Hans! stop playing around with the scheiße!
Let me know
Ha-Hans?
I wa...

Who are you?

This is Igor Hans I want to sleep with you!

Igor who?

I want to free your sparrow!

Igor who?

Igor flachschnitt!

I don't know you!

Hans, you gonna make my bed you will know me sexually Hans I'm...

You better now shut up and get outta this phone-line immediately!

Ahhh I, I may have the wrong Hans!
But maybe not!
I have the right underwears Hans!