Quirks And Features

I'm gonna go review this car's quirks
I don't even know if this shit works
Will it run like a well-oiled machine
Or is it as dead as a YuuY

This car's just as reliable as a Trabant
Will it even move
Prob'ly not, nah
The only thing that really works is the lock
This car's just a massive fucking rock

It came with a trunk full of dog hair
I don't even know how it got there
All of the seats have random fucking stains
Redlining will engulf the car in flames
Deafening squeaks whenever this car brakes
Repair the car, I don't have what it takes

This car's just as reliable as a Trabant
Will it even move
Prob'ly not, nah
The only thing that really works is the lock
This car's just a massive fucking rock

This car's just a massive fucking rock
This car's just a massive fucking rock