Paris For President

Paris For President!
At the palms chilling with the martini
Paris For President!
Your commander in bikini

When they tell you bout my policies
To stop the player hating on the USA
nuclear nonproliferation and ratify Kyoto today
You can light in the motorcade in my hyper pink Escalade

Paris For President!
Not another oldie cliche
Paris For President!
You can get married if you're straight or if you're gay

If you're gonna put lipstick on a pig
Make sure that shit it matches your skin tone
You can trust me with my finger on the button (nucular)
is a vocabulary don't
Trading in the cabinet for a walk in closet
Hey! (Hey!)

Paris For President!
America should put me in charge
Paris For President!
Look at Bush it can't be that hard

Simon Cowell he might be a little mean
But when his kicked his bucket
I'll put him the courts to clean,
Then I'll paint the white house pink and move to Maui

Paris For President!
A proponent of clean energy
Paris For President!
The real maverick in DC

Waterboarding is torture and global warming is totally not hot
I'll make a department called the fashion police,
Boost the economy with all of the new jobs
Make over lady liberty in Donna, Tommy and Calvin Klein
Hey!

Paris For President!
Get your cute little butt out there and vote,
Paris For President!
To spend some beauty tips and hope

Paris For President...
Hey!
Paris For President...
Hey!