Moose Knuckle Shuffle

(альбом: The K Is Silent - 2020)

Well, my truck broke down out on Highway 43
Just some honeysuckle, couple cows, and me
I looked up and the sign I see
Said "Welcome y'all to Moose Knuckle, Tennessee"

Well, I walked into town, and when I got there
They were having a ball on the old town square
Doing a dance I didn't know how to do
Then this girl said, "Boy, I can teach you"

Yeah, you shuffle to the left, you shuffle to the right
Put your hands in your pants and you hike 'em up high
No matter what you're packing under that belt buckle
Everybody do the Moose Knuckle Shuffle

The next thing I knew, the moose was loose
I started a train shaking my caboose
Tracy Byrd showed up and said, "What's this y'all?
It might be better than the Watermelon Crawl"

Yeah, you shuffle to the left, you shuffle to the right
Put your hands in your pants and you hike 'em up high
No matter what you're packing under that belt buckle
Everybody do the Moose Knuckle Shuffle

Well, I married that girl and we had a couple kids
Got elected mayor, first thing I did
Was stick a new sign in that old honeysuckle
Says "Welcome to the home of Moose Knuckle Shuffle"

Yeah, you shuffle to the left, you shuffle to the right
Put your hands in your pants and you hike 'em up high
No matter what you're packing under that belt buckle
Everybody do the Moose Knuckle Shuffle

We'll be happy to teach you, it ain't no trouble
Everybody do the Moose Knuckle Shuffle
Do the Moose Knuckle Shuffle
Do the Moose Knuckle Shuffle
Aw, knuckle down, boys