Marry Christmas

If I could marry Christmas
If I could marry Christmas
Then I would never shed a tear
I'd never have to miss it
Eleven months of every year

If I could marry Christmas
Then I would never lose my cheer
You'd give me lots of presents
For every month of every year

My Christmas would be here with the diamond
Down on one knee
Under the mistletoe I'd say, "I do, baby"

Fourteen carats for the reindeer
Eighteen carats on my finger
Pumpkin pie for every dinner
Wouldn't it be nice?

If I could marry Christmas
Then I would never shed a tear
I'd never have to miss it
Eleven months of every year
My Christmas would be here

The house would be jolly
A real snow-globe scene
We'd leave the Christmas lights up
Till next century

A Barbie doll for little Johnny
One toy car will go to Marley
Me, I'm happy being naughty, yeah
Oh, wouldn't it be nice?

If I could marry Christmas
Then I would never shed a tear
I'd never have to miss it
Eleven months of every year

If I could marry Christmas
Then I would never lose my cheer
You'd give me lots of presents
For every month of every year
My Christmas would be here
My Christmas would be here

If I could marry Christmas
If I could marry Christmas
If I could marry Christmas
Marry Christmas, marry Christmas
I would, I would