DOOM (RAP REVIEW)

I woke up in my bed and what did I see?
I was chained to my bed
Lord help me
I saw a demon coming over to my place
So I grabbed the damn demon and I crushed his fucking face
And I said

This is what it sounds like when you die
Every demon's gonna die tonight
This is what it sounds like when you go to hell
I'm gonna go to h

I met my girlfriend's parents
They asked me what I did
Told them that I go to hell to shoot demons
They asked me how I do it
So they could be like me
I told them DOOM is on XBOX, PS4, PC (eh)

1080p and 60 frames
It feels so fucking good to play

Imma kill them all with a shotgun
No, Imma kill them all with a rocket-launcher
No, Imma kill them all with a fucking chainsaw
If a demon talks shit Imma rip his limbs off

It's fast paced combat
But you ain't gotta reload
You're rewarded for aggressively making messes of hordes of fucking hell spawn
You can get attachments on your weapons
And the game rewards your exploration with some little presents like

Upgrades for your guns and the praetor suit
Fps platforming feels great too
The single player is flames but I didn't play the multiplayer yet
Jasper said it's "eh"

This game is really purdy
But if you're on PC
Just know that it's demanding, you might end up like me
Turn all your shit on low and cry yourself to fucking sleep
Because your 760 came out in 2013 (goddamn)

The campaign is really fucking good but it might not be worth the price
60 is a lot but maybe like 40 would be nice
There's also a mode to make and share levels
To keep you coming back to kiss the devil

It's the best fps campaign I've played in years
And the soundtrack is amazing
It's like early Britney Spears

If you get the opportunity play DOOM
Demons act like Tommy Wiseau in The fucking Room
You're tearing me apart Lisa

Shout-out to Amanda Britton and Jeremy Tudisco
Aka future Mr. and Mrs. HOT BOY (let's go)
Their support on Patreon is much appreciated
Enjoy this beat again because Jakey made it