The Corona Song

I am locked in a self quarantine
Thanks so much corona
The economy's the worst we've seen
And now my grandma thinks that she can justify hysteria she feels inside she
Takes 8 more Ativan every day
I keep telling her Granny your body can't handle it you're 82

I guess I am sort of feeling the same
What I mean to say is I'm just trying to tune out my brain
I stay relaxed by watching everything on hulu and on Netflix and on true TV
Or Pluto or Disney and squivels is that even out yet?
And peacock I can't remember them all

I am truly terrified
Or when I am no longer pacified, oh
By every streaming service
Will I get what I deserve this
Might me face myself in a way that I haven't before

Ooh shit
Ooh shit
Ooh shit
Oh shit

I don't want to tune into my thoughts
Where's my carrier going
Will I get to write and direct
I wish my grandpa wouldn't have died before seeing me succeed
I don't want to tune into my thoughts
And I don't want a front row seat to my feelings yikes
And I don't wanna stream my stream on consiousness
I'd rather turn it off and just turn on
Apple TV or Amazon Prime
Or HBO Go or isn't there another one
Jesus Christ

Ooh shit
Ooh shit
Ooh shit
Oh shit

You know what there's always YouTube red
Forget about me saving myself
I can always start watching YouTube red

Sure there's not really anything I want to watch but it beats dealing with myself
Yeah