Mob Rap, Part IV

(альбом: God Mode - 2014)

Ladies and gentlemen
I trust we did no introduction
Mob Rap part 4
Break it down

[Wolf:]
Don't tell me that my bark is bigger than my bite
Because if you take a whack at me you're gonna get a fight
Never travel with a pack, cuz I like to hunt alone
I'm an untamed beast Wait a sec is that a bone?
Oh yes yes yes, I'll do anything you wanna
If you treat me really well I'll even wear a doggy collar
I'm a man's best friend, and a mean sheep eater
And I'll keep your house safe when I scare away the creepers

[Creeper:]
Hold up, scare me? That's not true
I'm only keeping my distance cuz I'm allergic to you
Every single Minecrafter with half a brain
Is afraid of me because I'll send 'em up in flames
I got gunpowder inside of me, you should not be fighting me
Because I got a short fuse, so don't go igniting me
I'll rock this server, making every block quake
There is nothing on this damn planet I can not break

[Silverfish:]
Hey guess who decided to show up this time?
It's the most obnoxious mob that you're ever gonna find
If you pick the wrong block when you're digging through a mine
Then I'll pop right out and chew on you till you die
I'm a spiky little pest with a set of sharp teeth
And I'm really hard to catch because I'm so tiny
Even if you kill me, there's more on the way
Grandpa Jenkins, what you gotta say?

[Chorus:]
The moon is coming up, the sun's going down
I'm looking for my friends but no one's around
We're coming out to get you
Too bad that I won't let you
In these dark times, it's a hard life
But I'm never gonna let them take mine!

[Horse:]
Drop that lasso and put down the saddle
Cuz you can't fence me in like a subservient cattle
You think a sword makes you tough? That doesn't matter
Get of my back, you're never gonna win this battle
Bah fine fine fine, I guess I can't stop it
But if you steer me towards a cliff, I will jump off it
I was a wild stallion with a need to be free
And now I'm just a brain-dead obedient steed

[Blaze:]
It's been a while man, I been straight blazing
Hanging in the Nether, straight blazing
You know why I'm hot, cuz I'm straight blazing
Representing Colorado, straight blazing
When I'm in a battle, I'm a amazing
Shooting fireballs, call me Mr Flame Man
Don't you mess around with me while I'm blazing
Nobody gives a light like a blaze can

[Chorus]

[Wither & Ender Dragon:]
It's the return of the baddest mob boss ever
Mob boss? Ha, that's cute and clever
Stop Mr Wither, I will not have you mock me
How adorable, a dragon that's talking
At least I'm more than a deformed skeleton
Have told you three heads are better than one?
Well I can fly!
And so can I!
Maybe we should be friends!
Let's give it try! (wheee!)

[Skeleton:]
It's another mob rap, and it can never end
Without another couple bars from the skeleton
I'm a rhyming marksman, and I never miss a target
Quick to win a battle even if I didn't start it, ha!
And if you've got a bone to pick
You might as well go home before your bum gets kicked
I'm better with a bow than Katniss Everdeen
Oh my god a bone!
Stupid wolf let me be!

[Chorus]

[Ghast:]
What's up everybody, it's me; the ghast
Back up in this hizzy to kick some...

Oh I'm so sorry but we're out of time
Yeah gotta run
Hey, hey, guys come on
Don't cut the beat
That's just rude
I bring my best lines every time and you give me the cold shoulder
You let the silverfish have a verse... The Silverfish had a verse and I don't get one
And now you're all going to leave. Thanks