Best Served Cold

If you rely on the pot of the luck
No wonder why your dinner party will suck
You need a genie give this bottle a rub
'Cause what good is spirit if it's stuck in a jug?

Take a sip of this I'll give you something to chug
As if one too many wasn't enough
Another round on the house for the Cup and the Mug
Still running and gunning like a couple of thugs
Owed a debt to the Devil, but we settled it
You know that I love to gamble, but I had to quit
'Cause I'm an addict never know when I'm gonna stop
If I see a glass half-full, then I'll fill it up
And you can bet I won't ever spill a drop
If you wanna put a lid on me, then I'm gonna pop
I'm not a tall drink, but I'm leveled to the top
You can talk to my bosses I kill it at my job
But now that Satan's reign is over
I won't wager my soul I'm sober
Nonetheless Cuphead's back for an encore
Two heads are better than one but we want more

'Cause something's missing, and you need a new fix, perhaps
Add a feminine ingredient to the mix, and that's
Just what you want the mostest
Promise you won't get ghosted
Bottoms up, let's raise a toast
Give 'em all a taste of our brand new roast
Mouths to feed better get 'em all fed
Don't leave any appetite unwhet
Trust me, if you wanna break some bread
Do not double cross Cuphead, Nuff Said

Hell has frozen over, now that I got sober
I doubt I'm out of dice to be rolled
Listen death I'm gonna cheat you since I got a sweet tooth
This is a dish I've been told is best served cold

This little dish sure can take a licking
If you don't want heat, then evacuate the kitchen
Keep your feet moving, don't stop kicking
The oven is hot and the clock is ticking
Picking up steam, gotta work fast
I've earned my treat, but I'm gonna burn that
'Cause I'm chugging all day, and I can't turn back
Careful not to get caught in my thirst trap

Ready for the check? 'Cause you've been served
That is unless you have room for dessert
Doesn't matter if you already swallowed your pride
It don't mean that you won't succumb to your vice
Your ravenous appetite
Might leave you wanting more
I got a recipe for disaster
And that means back to the cutting board

Sorry Chef, checkmate you're done
I'm sticking you up with a finger gun
I could duel the Sheriff, I could move a Mountain
If you wanna dogfight me, you'll be howling
I'll halt this bootleg operation
If they get salty, then I'll bake 'em
Might get dicey, but I'll shake 'em
Like a bad habit had to break 'em

I don't just got drip
I run like a faucet
My nickname is hothead
'Cause no one can touch this
I'm non-alcoholic
But I'm hella toxic
Come on, I know you want it
You'd better swallow all of it

Hell has frozen over, now that I got sober
I doubt I'm out of dice to be rolled
Listen death I'm gonna cheat you since I got a sweet tooth
This is a dish I've been told is best served cold

Three heads are better than two
If you bit off more than you can chew
But ain't just anyone we let in our crew
You gotta skippity pop bop bowop pop pop biddly diddly doo
Beep bop beep bop beepity bow beep bop bippity boo
Skippity pap pippity pow chickitty lickitty doo
Wamalama dam bam bamala dam badam bip bip bippity bee
Deet dot deet dot deedly deet dedee deet deet deedly dee

Hell has frozen over, now that I got sober
I doubt I'm out of dice to be rolled
Listen death I'm gonna cheat you since I got a sweet tooth
This is a dish I've been told is best served cold