You Are Woman, I Am Man

(альбом: Funny Girl (New Broadway Cast Recording) - 2022)

[Nick:]
You are woman, I am man
You are smaller, so I can be taller than
You are softer to the touch
It's a feeling I like feeling very much
You are someone I've admired
Still, our friendship
Leaves something to be desired
Does it take more explanation than this?
You are woman, I am man
Let's kiss

[Fanny:]
Isn't this the height of nonchalance
Furnishing a bed in restaurants?
Well, a bit of dinner never hurt
But guess who is gonna be dessert?
Do good girls do just what mama says
When mama's not around?
It's a feeling
Oy vey, what a feeling

[Nick:]
A bit of pâté?

[Fanny:]
Ah! I drink it all day

Should I do the things he'll tell me to?
In this pickle, what would Sadie do?
In my soul I feel an inner lack
Just suppose he wants his dinner back

[Both:]
Does it take more explanation than this?

[Fanny:]
Just some dried-out toast in a sliver
On the top

Oh, a little chopped liver!
Oh, this is fabulous
You wanna try a little? Here, have some
Take...
Whoa

How many girls become a sinner
While waiting for a roast beef dinner?
Though most girls slip in ordinary ways
I got style, I do it bordelaise
Well, at least he thinks I'm special
He ordered à la carte
It's a feeling I like feeling very...
I feel the feeling down to my toes
Now I feel that there's a fire here
Try that once a little higher, dear
What a beast to ruin such a pearl
Would a convent take a Jewish girl?

Does it take more explanation than this?
Ooh, the thrills and chills going through me
If I stop him now...

Can he sue me?

[Nick:]
You are woman

[Fanny:]
You are man

[Both:]
Let's...