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(альбом: MC Chris Goes To Hell - 2010)

[Chang:]
Muu huuu huu haa haa haa (guns cocking)...
You'll never get out of here alive mc it's a flying fortress and no ones ever...
jumped over the side and survived.
It's never happened I've never seen it happen before.
So just hand over the cash and hand over the girl.

[mc:]
Forget about it Chang we're getting out of here and there's nothing you can do about it.
I've got a parachute embedded in the back of my tuxedo so now I'm gonna jump over boaaaaaard and land in a car.

Suitcase full of cash so you know I got the candy chrome
automatic in the dash hand in her pantyhose
I got a fatty rolled we're doing 65
she opens up her mouth and puts my dick inside
I keep them mystified all these bitches creaming
our windows gettin steamy and she's so on my semen
even when I'm sleeping even when I'm dreaming
it's like Ghostbusters getting blown by ghosts and demons
Can't believe it that deceiving I know I am the shit
If I ain't emptying my dick then I empty my clip
so don't even try to trip cause I come strapped like raver pants
got a ak-47 and you're lit for laser tag
I don't mean to brag I don't mean to boast
my ride becomes a boat and we start cruising down the coast
that's not only how I roll its also how I flow
bust a cap at the clouds blow a load in your throat

That's right I've got a car that transforms into a boat.
Nobody's got that.

try to catch me while I pass you
you can't see my badass tattoo
I'm too fast and too elusive
helicopters are a nuisance
deadly jet skis try to get me
enemies are always meddling
somebody tell these bitches that you cant catch mc chris

i am awesome i am bitching
I'm avoiding ammunition
push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
while I load this rocket launcher
Hope you don't have a wife and kids 'cause you're about to be blown to bits!

underwater mansion where you know I grow the hydroponic
call it a sea-lab, let me tea bag you til you vomit
now you go wash your face, and then go take a shower
wash your vagina place, its tasting kinda sour
I had brief the chief say "I'm awesome, want a raise"
if he says "no," guess what, I'm gonna keep the case
you should have seen his face said "I'll give you what you need"
I said "hey yeah you will, cause my name is mc"
she in the walk-in yo hey its got multi spigots
i get her titties soapy I grab her by the biscuits
and yo i fuck her gently I clean her dirty business
she's screaming Jesus help me and can I have a witness
we go to Mexico, on my motocross
we tell her bro hello, but he's a mini-boss
but you know how i floss when it comes to steppin...
I don't just kick his ass. I blow up his zeppelin

That's right I blew up HIS zeppelin too.
Ohhhh the Humanity.

try to catch me while I pass you
you can't see my badass tattoo
I'm too fast and too elusive
helicopters are a nuisance
deadly jet skis try to get me
enemies are always meddling
somebody tell these bitches that you cant catch mc chris

i am awesome i am bitching
I'm avoiding ammunition
push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
while I load this rocket launcher.
Hope you don't have a wife and kids 'cause you're about to be blown to bits!