I Love My GF

(专辑： Self-Deprecation Nation - 2015)

I met my girlfriend one year today
We're still as much in love as we were yesterday
People always tell us that we're perfect for each other
I love my girlfriend
I love my girlfriend

And I and I tell her daily "you're my only baby"
I have her as my background even though she didn't make me
Her mother sees potential, her father sees a cunt
I love my girlfriend
I love my girlfriend

I love my girlfriend
I love my girlfriend
I love my girlfriend
I love my girlfriend

We never split bills cause she says I'm the man
She's in every single picture on my Instagram
So other girls won't be mistaken, I am definitely taken
I love my girlfriend
I really love my girlfriend

And we're texting every evening and we're texting every day
But when we get together we've got nothing else to say
So she sits on my face
And won't return the favor cause she don't like the taste (no problem)

I love my girlfriend
I love my girlfriend
I love my girlfriend
I love my girlfriend

I'll be with one girl the rest my life
And that's totally cool with me (totally cool)
I love my girlfriend
I love my girlfriend

Not about that single life, I mean it I'm not
Different girlfriend every night, I couldn't keep up
Like a like a man slut playing bongos on her butt
Eating Pizza from the Hut, lovely bunch of coconuts
Google Chrome Incognito, eating out that burrito
That sounds like a messy life I'm gonna have to veto
Girls every night, I feel bad for you son
You got 99 bitches but I only need one
I'm not calling you a bitch

I love my girlfriend
I love my girlfriend
I love my girlfriend
I love my girlfriend

I'll be with one girl the rest my life
And that's totally cool with me (totally cool)
I love my girlfriend
I love my girlfriend

Asked for a threesome, she said no