Cunt Muncher
(专辑: ThreeSixNine - 2019)
You're a
cunt muncher And a
spunk guzzler I'm a
young hustler And a
skunk smuggler And even though my music's underground I'm still blowing up like a
foot puncher It's fascinating and amusing Your girlfriend's masturbating to my music I'm not exaggerating, don't be stupid She imagines me ejaculating on her huge tits She's a
nymphomaniac she's fucking filthy She's looking innocent, but trust me she's guilty She wants the
war dragon, I
told her "we'll see" I'm giving 'em orgasms even if it kills me I'm a
dirty bastard, I'm a
horny prick Where's all the
dirty girls? Where's all the
naughty chicks? Could've been 22, could've been 46 I
take her to the
hotel and show her what an orgy is I
love massive boobs, and little scrawny tits Could've been anorexic, or big like porky pig Either way we're getting naked then we're making porno clips She don't need no seasoning because she's a
saucy chick I'm a
vegan, I'm not crazy, I
was born loopy I'm a
funny cunt, when I'm horny I
watch quorn movies I
come to your house and masturbate on your blueberries I
love women could've been Lucy or Susie I
don't care, there's Gemma, Natalie or Katie I'll come to your house on Sunday and dip my dick in your gravy I'll masturbate on everything, you're gonna need more pastry I'm a
dirty cunt, of course I
think they're all crazy The
thoughts I
think on a
daily basis, they're so outrageous If I
wanna gamble and fuck prostitutes I'll fly to Vegas If she wants tantric sex with me then she must be courageous I
will leave her limping then wipe my dick inside her trainers The
thoughts I
think on a
daily basis, they're so atrocious I
love making love, but rough sex is so ferocious Lots of concentration, loads of focus I'm cumming in under three seconds, alakazam, hocus pocus You're a
cunt muncher And a
spunk guzzler I'm a
young hustler And a
skunk smuggler And even though my music's underground I'm still blowing up like a
foot puncher These women stress me out, you know this shit is hassle Please leave me be, I'm chilling in my castle I
will do the
helicopter with my penis I'll just pull it out and swing it all around just like a
nipple tassle She's a
witch, she loved to hiss and cackle And she's so immature, she needs a
flipping rattle Her vagina smelling like a
rotten fish on a
reel You know my hooks are bait, no fish and tackle When it comes to women, I'm absolutely mad Where's all the
dirty girls? Where's all the
groupies at? The
dirty bitch is begging for a
Scooby snack And if she wants to fuck me for my money, that's a
booby trap Wow, I'm feeling fucking sexual Where's all the
dirty girls? Come and suck my testicles Best of all, I
fingered 'em all at festivals and left 'em all And now my finger's looking like a
extra-terrestrial Your vagina's looking like a
jelly waffle I
bet it stinks more than a
smelly fossil I
kick you in your cunt and watch your belly wobble I'm making Lucy limp, I'm making Kelly hobble I
was chilling, I
was doing fuck all But now they want an argument and blud they wanna squabble I
tell her suck my fucking dick and make her gobble And then I
make her squirt like petrol from a
nozzle I'm sticking a
dick in her tonsil I'm sticking a
dick in her mouth I'm taking a
piss on her welcome mat I'm taking a
shit in her house I'm sticking a
dick in her tonsil I'm sticking a
dick in her mouth I'm dipping her dipping her nipple in jam, we're going through wicked amounts I'm sticking a
dick in her tonsil I'm sticking a
dick in her mouth I'm sticking it in too far and now she's being sick on her blouse I'm sticking a
dick in her tonsil I'm sticking a
dick in her mouth I'm giving her multiple orgasms then I'm kicking 'em out