Mr. Hood Critic

(专辑： Mind Of Mystikal - 1996)

[G-Quikk]
Unh....yeah...
I got that Boot Camp Clicc in this muthafucka tonight
Me & my nigga 'Cise....
We done hooked some smooth shit up for y'all...
And we bout to throw down in this bitch, ya heard mes?

[First Verse] [G-Quikk & Mystikal]:

[G-Quikk]
I had plenty of you niggas who that I couldn't, do it

[Mystikal]
Do what?

[G-Quikk]
Grab the pen and the paper, put the fire to the blunt, time to get to it
Fuuuuuck how y'all niggas do it,
She quick to pursue it til' his pockets smell like body fluid,
Some niggas be walking up at the line,
Blow job then slob on my knob, bitch I been the shit

[Mystikal]
BITCH I BEEN THE SHIT!!!!!

[G-Quikk]
Ain't nothing you can do to me

[Mystikal]
What this muthafucka talking about nigga who me?

[G-Quikk]
Yeah you, said who see?
I'm bout'z to make gash, driving 'em out quick fast,
Bout time your muthafucking ass,
Put a nigga on the muthafucking map with'cha bitch ass

[Mystikal]
Wit'cha bitch ass

[G-Quikk]
Taking how long?

[Mystikal]
How long it took?

[G-Quikk]
It took a nigga thirteen muthafucking years just to make a rap song.
But I'm on my winnings, in fact now niggas is jealous,
Y'all niggas don't faze me,
Hoes gone...hate me,
Bust up and then I may get they lips bloody,
Your back nutty,
Aw, y'all niggas ain't ready for me,
But if you want me, who clamps?
I'm shell-bound, watch me throw down on my first go-round,
Here's our shit, properly did it and now you're evicted,
Now admit it, fuck that yin-yang, you talking behind my back Mr. Hood Critics,
You're all on my dick hun,
Get one, lick one,
Shit son, talk about me? Jealous man, you're done,
Fuck it, it's all good,
I'm not that nigga, I'm not that nigga, I'm not that nigga either, understood?

[Chorus] [Mystikal & G-Quikk]

[G-Quikk]
You're all on my dick hun

[Mystikal]
Mr. Hood Critic
[G-Quikk]

Get one

[Mystikal]
Only way to keep my muthafucking name
Out your muthafucking mouth
Is to keep your muthafucking mouth SHUT!

[x4]

[Second Verse] [G-Quikk, Mystikal, & J-Dawg]:

[G-Quikk]
Roll like a tank,
Coming cold like a shake,
Every move that I make,
Be smooth like a, snake,
I got what it takes to make your eyes burn,
Hooked up in the jazzy fifth, with the pee-wee sideburns,
I dress better than a drug dealer,
Cuz when I jump shop I'm on my job nigga,
20/20 couldn't see me

[Mystikal]
Who you?

[G-Quikk]
Q to the U to the I to the K, K, I be......

[J-Dawg]
Follow me now, open sesame,
You niggas ain't ready for the best of me,
I'm taking you niggas nuts and giving you bitches a hysterectomy,
I'm coming up fast, running in more ass,
Sharp as glass,
Bitch you might think this nigga be licking the pussy cuz my tongue fast,
Hoe, but that's a no-no,
Oh, you mean you don't know?
Mr. Hood Critic told you what? I'm licking pussy on the down-low?
Now if I'd did it, I'd admit it and walk around proud,
But telling no fables, on this label, pussy eaters ain't allowed,
Now I be coming around the mountain like "Oh Susanna"

[Mystikal]
Nigga where the fuck you from?

[J-Dawg]
New Orleans, Louisiana,
Home of the boot camp clicc,
And now it's time for rest of you muthafuckas
to bow down and respect the South shit,
Get your mouth split,
That's what thing that you can do up with this chemistry,
The Boot Camp Clicc is dropping bombs on the industry

[G-Quikk]
You all on my dick, hun

[Mystikal]
Mr. Hood Critic, the only way to keep my muthafucking name,
From out your muthafucking mouth,
Is to keep your muthafucking mouth SHUT!

[G-Quikk]
G's oh, G-Quikk's a G so,
Want me to creep these hoes? I'ma keep these hoes,
On they tippy-tippy toes,
Shoving that dick all in your daughter,
Called a nigga, fucked a nigga,
Sucked a lil' dick

[Mystikal]
BUT CAN'T GET A QUARTER!!!!!

[G-Quikk]
I'm not your everyday extraordinary busta,
Another soldier out that boot camp,
Busting you dick suckers

[Mystikal]
From walking round town trying to call Michelle,
Hit slow like shit you jump now nigga

[G-Quikk]
Ain't nothing colder, ain't nothing cooler...
Ooh! Don't let the smooth ice fool ya

[Mystikal]
Cuz I ain't that type of nigga to get my...

[G-Quikk]
Ass kicked

[Mystikal]
Caught 'em talking

[G-Quikk]
Cash hit

[Mystikal]
Cha-CHING!

[G-Quikk]
Bitch another smash hit

[Chorus [2x]]