Give It To Teddy (I Can Fix It)

An aquarium pump don't belong in the dump
Give it to Teddy
Who really cares about two-legged chairs
No one but, Teddy

A phone with no reciever
Should be chopped up with a cleaver
Unless you're Teddy
Is a General Ford bobble-head that doesn't really bobble
Really worth your trouble, Teddy?

Your parents are the two halves of the waffle-maker
That makes you the waffle, Teddy
Your parents are the two halves of the waffle-maker
That makes you the waffle, Teddy

An aquarium pump don't belong in the dump
Give it to Teddy (I can fix it)
Who really cares about two-legged chairs
No one, but Teddy (I can fix it)

A phone with no reciever
Should be chopped up with a cleaver
Unless you're Teddy (I can fix it)
Is a General Ford bobble-head that doesn't really bobble
Really worth your trouble, Teddy?

Your parents are the two halves of the waffle-maker
That makes you the waffle, Teddy
Your parents are the two halves of the waffle-maker
That makes you the waffle, Teddy

A phone with no reciever
Should be chopped up with a cleaver
Unless you're Teddy (I can fix it)
Is a General Ford bobble-head that doesn't really bobble
Really worth your trouble, Teddy? (I can fix it)

Your parents are the two halves of the waffle-maker
That makes you the waffle, Teddy
Your parents are the two halves of the waffle-maker
That makes you the waffle, Teddy