Skit
(专辑: Love.Live.Life - 2010)
[Dappy:] I
feel like a
slag Been sober for too long, it's time to get tipsy (Gone) Don't mean if I
buy you a
drink now, come later, you're gonna lips me Jook, girl, dagger, then dash it like a
frisbee (Dash that) Ayy, sexy, let me beat (Beat) Tell your boyfriend "wait," cheat (Uh-huh) I
heard he MC's, is that true? (Uh) What's his name? Fuck all these other funny guys, they're gassed I
can make a
killer album then dash Ba-Barbados splash We can be together on a
boat, mash (Mash) Me and Fifi make cash (Bare) Sutting them man never make, brap When I
was fifteen, I
was told to hold a
strap And if I
wanna be a
badman, run into the
gaffa (Brap) Man said his CD was cert' But when I
put it on, there was less looking at the
speakers like one, two, three My mum could rap better than that, you're shit Everything about you, fake like Jordan You've been in a
studio all your life And you still ain't come up with nothing, what are you recordin'? (Boom) Been to your show, not even your dad was applauding Even the
bouncer was snoring You see us, man, we roll ten man deep on the
tour bus You ain't tight with your friends, they snake you, now your life's boring Prick had a
dream about being a
star (Dickhead) Did a
little video, rented a
car Holding a
cigar thinking Jay-Z or someone's gonna come along and sign him [Fearless {Dappy} *Fearless & Dappy*:] You're a
punk that rolls with twenty-five pricks (Pricks) Make a
mistake, I'll end your life quick (Quick) Keep saying you're gonna come for my bitch 'Cause you kick wasteman and make it dust like Ibrahimović (What?) What? Nah fam, I
don't give a
shit {Nah} Big man still acting like a
little kid Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah It's not my fault your girl's on my page more than your little dick (Yeah, yeah) I'm going in, more than a
little bit (Woo) Didn't wanna mention no names on the
track, but ah Fuck you, you fat little shit {Fat little shit} I'm real, on mic, I
show skills Stop talking about gun, you don't kill You think you're so ill Been to over twenty meetings and you still ain't got a
deal {Got a
deal, got a
deal, got—} You're stalling, I
make dough when you're in the
bed snoring Four in the
morning, up, breath yawning You might not see me, comprehend that I'm touring I'm nineteen and I'm exploring (Yeah) I'm rising up, you're falling {Down} I'm scorching, you're boring I'm going full width, not back like foreskin Back then, I
kick you off the
*see-saw* Now you give it back 'cause you roll with the
*repo* You might be old, but I'm stil rogile Young, but I
still treat mine like an *older* You the
type to say, "I'm getting popcorn tonight" And still hit the
sack holding your *boner* Next day, chat crap to everyone saying that you banged two hoes, you're a
joker [Dappy:] I'm a
Nigel (Straight) You're a
fan, like Stan on the
Eminem track with Dido (Bruh) I
remember when I
had a
runny nose, tryna draw down girls at the
lido Then I
thought (Wait), can't knock, gotta break the
door (Bang) Nowadays at an N-Dubz show, psycho fans camp from the
day before (Uh) Girls love putting it on the
plate, what you hating for? [Fearless {Dappy} *Fearless & Dappy*:] I
tell her, "Girl, yo we are linkin'" {Linkin'} She said, "Course, yo, but my man's over there, *whingin'*" She said, "I'm on a
BlackBerry hype, add me tonight" Shh, *baby, it's a
ping ting* (Ping ting) Didn't know her man was an MC too I
was like, "What? Where? Who?" Ah, that dickhead ain't even had four-thousand views on YouTube