Best Friends Forever!

(专辑： Strawberries And Cream - 2013)

Today was my birthday party
It was so moving I cried
I had a super happy good time
Until most of my best friends died (Oh god!)
So I ran into the bedroom
Where there was still some folks alive
We had a pajama jammy pillow fight
But tragically no one survi-ee-ived

Ooooooh!
Hey there Ninja Brian
Ooooooh!
We're awesome together
Ooooooh!
You know that I'm not lying
Ooooooh!
Best friends forever!
Ooooooh!
But if you wouldn't mind, there's...
Ooooooh!
One thing I'd like to request
Ooooooh!
It'd sure be great if you could please stop
Ooooooh!
Murdering all of my other friends

That's a dick move, bro.
Dick move.

This morning at the dog park
I met a cool new bunch of guys
Now we're hanging out together
And everything God damn it, Ninja Brian
A few deaths I could look past
At three hundred I was concerned
Fifty thousand murders later
I'm starting to think you will never lea-a-earn

Ooooooh!
Hey there Ninja Brian
Ooooooh!
Just always remember
Ooooooh!
Through the good times and the homicides
Ooooooh!
Best friends forever!
Ooooooh!
I think that I can solve our problem
Ooooooh!
Meet your new friend, Ninja Jim
Ooooooh!
I know you guys will get along great
Ooooooh!
Except for the fact you just murdered him

Really, Ninja Brian?
During the chorus?
Heh. I can't stay mad at you.

Our rock jams
We'll reign supreme
As long as you don't stab me
We'll be a legendary team

Ninja Brian, what are you doing?
What is that?
Is that a knife? Oh, it's a knife.
I can tell by the way it's stabbing me.
Sigh. Good talk buddy.