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Courtship Of The Mermaid
(专辑: Cool Patrol - 2018)
Once upon a
morning dawn Ninja Brian and I
happened upon a
gold pond In a
forest enchanted where we both gazed upon A
bold sight so fair, see there Beneath the
blue waterfall, a
mermaid was swimming And my heart enthralled, became lost In the
beautiful lines of her face Her every lithe movement was exquisite grace I
trembled in silence at the
love of my life Such a
delicate moment, I
must play this just right "Hey, do you like pizza?" I
screamed loud as shit Then I
grabbed a
whole pizza, threw the
fuck out of it It soared through the
air like some pizza-ass doves Now marvel and witness the
glory of love Here comes the
pizza The
mermaid looked off with her hair in the
breeze For she'd noticed not my love letter of cheese I
don't see how I
may get her soul to listen Like sunlight she shines, like crystals she glistens I
need to dream an ingenious new scheme So this angel shall open her heart to me "More pizza, Brian!" with onions and ham too Now coat me in pizza and throw me, goddamn you As choirs of angels sing out to the
sky In cheese crust of passion my true love shall fly Ah, my legs God, they're definitely broken Oh no, a
handsome merman has just appeared He's brought the
mermaid filet mignon, Brian That's a
clearly superior dish Now they're boning, wow, that was fast Hold on, I'm gonna try to hop over and tell her I
love her Ah! Can one of you angels fly me to a
hospital please? No? Cool Fuck you guys
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