Romeo & Juliet
(专辑: Mickey Avalon - 2006)
It's Mickey Avalon here. Leading lambs to water. Ha. A
little diddy about slipping out the
back, when your lover just won't let you be. ha ha ha You know bout that. Yo, my woman weeps when I
walk out the
door and hop in my caddy towards the
liquor store. Cause she knows I
won't be home for days with hookers and hotel rooms and cocaine. Avalon's gone and he might not make it back. (That cat's crazy, I
hear he smokes crack) Life's been a
haze since I
flunked fourth grade cause I
couldn't keep my nose away from spray paint. So now these days I've been getting headaches. When my birth monster overcooks my steak I
take it personal when her moans are fake. Ready to murder fools when she comes home late. The
dial tone leaves a
lump in my throat when she screams like a
psycho and hangs up the
phone. We used to be a
happy pair when we first met, but now her other lover's sending me death threats. [Chorus:] Well, Romeo had Juliet (yeah) But give me three sweeties and a
new corvet.(Woo) When it's time to strut and cut off strings. (Yeah, what?) I
make the
scene.(make the
scene) Jackie O
had Johnny F
(yeah) But I
just wanna smoke your last cigarette. (hey) It's all or nothing no in between. (no in between) I
make the
scene. (Make this scene.) Running outta gas on the
fast lane. Hot Dog Carts and helicopter parts and painted ponies going up and down in my brain This little girlie Mary Jane is driving me crazy. A
gypsy queen once told me "Mickey if you don't get it together you wont see twenty." But plenty hunnies give me money for the
cunnilingus guess I
sting clits lay on your tummy. It's Mickey Av with sticky hands Lyrical my oh man with stylish fans. I
sky scrape the
heavens and jizz in schlitz cans Psycho killer kids say "bam ba bam bam" Psycho killer kids say "bam ba bam bam" I
rock and roll like Nat King Cole more soul then spot a
flock of seagulls. now when you see me walking down the
street you don't know how a
motherfucker could be so dope. [Chorus:] Well, Romeo had Juliet (yeah) But give me three sweeties and a
new corvet.(Woo) When it's time to strut and cut off strings. (Yeah, what?) I
make the
scene.(make the
scene) Winona Ride had Johnny Depp (yeah) But I
just wanna smoke your last cigarette. (hey) It's all or nothing no in between. (no in between) I
make the
scene. (Make this scene.) Strutting down Hollywood the
Friday night loot. Pass skinny speed freaks and Hassidic Jews manny looking trannies wearing high heel boots talking to house broke husbands in three-piece-suits. It's freezing cold and my jeans got holes. I
ain't seen my baby since I
sold my soul. In the
Vienna streets got my feet all swoll I
can't walk so I
crawl across the
floor for more. Now hold that thought and lock the
door. I
got six in the
clip and a
box in the
drawer. for a
spoon I'll sing you a
tune. And dance like a
banshee underneath the
moon. I'll pick up clues like Nancy Drew. And if you ain't heard yet I
flewed the
coop. Off to a
place where the
broads got grace and the
punks don't lie straight to yo face. [Chorus:] Well, Romeo had Juliet (yeah) But give me three sweeties and a
new corvet.(Woo) When it's time to strut and cut off strings. (Yeah, what?) I
make the
scene.(make the
scene) Jackie O
had Johnny F
(yeah) But I
just wanna smoke your last cigarette. (hey) It's all or nothing no in between. (no in between) I
make the
scene. (Make this scene.)