7 Foot Man
(专辑: Stan And Judy's Kid - 1999)
We just wrote this song on the
bus the
other day so just sit back and relax I'm the 7
foot man, I've commited no crime, Bumping my head into doorways, It happens all the
time, I'm 7
feet tall, And I
repeat, They dont make a
ski boot that can fit my feet, I'm 7
feet tall, And I
dont play basketball, I'm 7
feet tall, But I'm still just a
man, So of course it hurts me a
lot, When I
walk into the
ceiling fan, Small people say I
wish I
was him, But its been nine years since I've had a
trim, The
barber says, I
cant reach the
top of his head, 7
foot man, (ha ha)I cannot hide, 7
foot man, I
know cause I've tried, 7
foot man, My last girlfriend died, Because my penis, Is 7
foot wide!!!!!!!!! So the
next time you see me, Walking around, And my head is right about to hit a
tree branch, Tell me to duck down, And I'll pay you back ,
Soon you will see, By getting you frisbee down from that tree, I
do what i
can, I'm the 7
foot man, 7
foot man, 7
foot man