Cool Guy 4
(专辑: Stan And Judy's Kid - 1999)
[Sean on the
phone with a
call-girl.] [SEAN:] What's your name, baby? [GIRL #4:] Desiree. [SEAN:] Ohh, what a
nice name for a
nice girl, such as your self. [GIRL #4:] What's your name? [Sean presses 'play' button on tape player] [SEAN:] My name's Sean, I
want to get it on. [GIRL #4:] Ooh. [SEAN:] You know what I'm talking about, honey, I
want to drop some serious loving on you, mama. [GIRL #4:] Oh Sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want. [SEAN:] Yeah baby, I'm strong as a
bear, I
want to wrap my big arm around you... [GIRL #4:] Oh my. [SEAN:] You want to be spinning around for some more loving I
got for you? [GIRL #4:] That's sounds nice, sean. [SEAN:] You know what else sounds nice, the
sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the
floor. that's music to my ears. [GIRL #4:] I'm already naked, how about you? [SEAN:] Well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine. [GIRL #4:] You must look good you stud, are you hard? [SEAN:] Baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go. [GIRL #4:] ..."Tally-whacker"? [SEAN:] No, no, no... I
said the
sweet-meat. [GIRL #4:] Oh my god. [SEAN:] What? [GIRL #4: {To other call girl}] I
just heard some fucking idiot call it a
tally-whacker. [Sean groans] [CALL GIRL #2: {To Girl #4}] Your kidding? [GIRL #4: {To other call girl}] And his sweet-meat. [CALL GIRL #2: {To Girl #4}] That's so gross. [she hangs up] [SEAN:] No. She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4
dollars a
fucking minute. [hangs up] what the
fuck is happening [weeping] ... I'm horny, goddamn it. Oh, shit. Fucking, this is so un-chill.