Know A Guy

(专辑： 100% Fresh - 2019)

Okay, here comes a song. More dancing. [cheering]

Yeah, let's hear you, Ohio
Ohio

Yes, sir. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Should we clap along?

All right, let's lose that. I hate it.

[Laughter] Sorry. [laughs] You were right on it. It's a thing of mine, man. I don't fucking like that shit. It was startling me.

Well, we all know a guy Who shaves his chest
We all know a guy Who wears a leather vest
We all know a guy Who knows a lot about coffee [laughter]
We all know a stud Who would fight anyone
We all know a fool Who wears his hair in a bun
We all know a guy
Who says he fucked his babysitter When he was 12 [laughter]
Yeah, we all know a guy Who wears too much cologne
We all know a guy Who's better when he's stoned
We all know a guy who hugs your wife Five seconds too long [audience laughs, clapping along]
Well, we all know a guy Who's starting a band
We all know a guy who's missing a hand
We all know a guy who doesn't work
But still goes twice a year to Ibiza [laughter]
We all know a guy Who said he almost went pro
We all know a guy with a red afro
We all know a guy who's dick color Doesn't match his body [laughter]
We all know a guy Whose hair always looks wet
We all know a guy with a pig as a pet
We all know a guy who knows a guy Who says he knows Guy Fieri [laughter]
And we all know a guy With weird allergies
We all know a guy Who sneezes in threes
So how come we don't know
Who my real father is? [laughter]

No! Thank you. Thank you. [cheers and applause] I'm a triple threat though. You didn't know I could dance that fucking good. Took many lessons growing up, man.