AC/DC Bag
(专辑: The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday - 1987)
Mr. Palmer is concerned with the
thousand dollar question Just like Roger he's a
crazy little kid I've got the
time if you've got the
inclination So cheer up Palmer, you'll soon be dead The
noose is hanging, at least you won't die wondering Sit up and take notice Tell it like it is If I
were near you I
wouldn't be far from you I've got a
feeling you know what you did [Chorus:] AC/DC Bag AC/DC Bag AC/DC Bag DC Bag [2x] Time to put your money where your mouth is Put 'em in a
field and let 'em fight it out I'm running so fast my feet don't touch the
ground I'm a
stranger here I'm going down Let's get down to the
nitty gritty Let's get this show on the
road I'll show you mine if you show me yours I'm breathing hard open the
door [Chorus] Brain dead, and made of money No future at all Pull down the
blinds and run for cover No future at all Who would've thought it, that's where I
am No future at all Don't sweat it, that's where I
am Whoa, carry me down, down, down, down By that night, news of Palmer's death had traveled back to the
camp. Spirits were low and Colonel Forbin felt devastated. Even though he had only been in Gamehendge for one day, he had already developed a
deep hatred for Wilson. He wanted desperately to help the
revolutionaries, but without Palmer, it seemed hopeless. He wandered slowly through the
camp and passed Errand Wolfe, sitting by the
fire with Rutherford, who had returned that afternoon. He walked on and soon found himself outside of Tela's hut. Forbin knocked and walked in. Tela sat behind a
makeshift desk in the
center of a
room that was littered with small cages containing spotted stripers, a
tiny three-legged breed of animal. The
unit monster sat in the
corner. The
colonel took a
step toward Tela and spoke. "I needed to come here tonight" he said, "to tell you that I've fallen in love with you." He looked to her eyes for approval but her face remained frozen in an expressionless stare. An awkward blanket of silence fell over the
room and hung for a
long moment before being shattered by the
sound of the
door swinging violently open. It was Rutherford the
Brave. The
ironclad knight rushed across the
room and gripped the
throats of Tela and the
unit monster in each of his mighty hands. They struggled to break free but even the
unit monster was no match for Rutherford's power and soon it was over. The
bodies fell to the
floor in a
lifeless heap. Colonel Forbin stepped forward from where he stood in the
corner unable to contain his confusion and rage and screamed "WHY?" His question was answered by Errand Wolfe who had quietly slipped through the
doorway during the
confusion. "She was a
spy," he said, and explained to Forbin that she had been sending information to Wilson using the
spotted stripers as carriers. Roger's death had aroused his suspicion, and Palmer's had confirmed it. The
colonel stood in silence in a
world that had turned up-side-down so many times that he no longer knew which way was up. It had all seemed so simple when he first arrived. Good versus evil, and of course he had sided with good as he had done all his life. And now, he stood and stared into the
eyes of Errand Wolfe and he saw evil. The
entire picture began to seem like an enormous puzzle with one piece missing, and the
colonel knew what that piece was. "Within twenty-four hours," he said to Errand Wolfe, "You will have the
Helping Friendly Book." And even as the
words were leaving his lips, he found himself running out the
door and into the
forest, not towards Prussia, but toward the
great mountain looming in the
distance.