Pink Guy Cooks Ramen And Raps

I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way, the sweat up on my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money
Then I got a cheap method
Crack it open, throw it in a pan and let it cook, bitch
Now that's a real education, fuck books
If you wanna make it in college, acknowledge all the flavors
That be dropping mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher, haha
35 cents a pack, 3 for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talking bout ramen
The shit will fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy, top ramen