2 4 6 8

Let me tell you a story about this ambidextrous talk show host that I used to live with
He once told me that the sky was green
I didn't believe him so I hit back with a short, sharp shot disco me to oblivion baby
He uh, couldn't appreciate my sense of humor and that's when we started to grow apart
Homemaker
Heartbreaker
Homemaker
Heartbreaker
Strange
Feeling
Pain
Feeling
It's wrenched
Oh
My
Soul
No pain
No game
Well things didn't improve for our relationship when I was seduced by his wife
And then I fell in love with his daughter
And I can't help who I fall in love with OK?!
Then one day I accidently castrated his prized poodle with an electronic can opener OUCH!!
He kicked me out of the house and burnt all my pictures of his sweet Jimmy Dean
Homemaker
Heartbreaker
Homemaker
Heartbreaker
Strange
Feeling
Pain
Feeling
It's wrenched
Oh
My
Soul
If it don't hurt
It don't work
No
I was alone but that was only the beginning
I was alone but that was only the beginning
Yeah, I was alone but that was only the beginning
I was alone but that was only the beginning
Homemaker
Heartbreaker
Homemaker
Heartbreaker
Strange
Feeling
Pain
Feeling
It's wrenched
Oh
My
Soul
2,4,6,8
Who do we appreciate
2,4,6,8
Who do we appreciate
I said 2,4,6,8
Who do we appreciate
2,4,6,8
Who do we appreciate
Strange
Feeling
Pain
Feeling
It's wrenched
Oh
My
Soul