Pluh
(专辑: We Couldn't Think Of A Title! - 2003)
One, two, three, four, five, six Seven I
dunno Here we go Tearing down the
road doing ninety in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a
tank of gas I
passed a
cop with a
radar gun waiting for a
Sucker like me to drive by going way to fast I
saw the
red and blue in my rear view So I
pulled slug bug over to the
shoulder of the
road He looked at me in the
nose and said: "Son, do you realize your tires are round?" And I
said: "PLUH!" [in the
background] "Uhhh....What'd you say?" Stupid..Guy, I
SAID PLUH! Walking down the
streets in my running shoes looking for a
shoestore So that I
can find myself parking spot I
bumped into a
guy that was wearing nothing but his boxers And a
cap that said: "I like tater tots." He said something in Latin that I
didn't understand And I
thought the
worst until he pointed at my wrist Then I
saw that all he wanted was the
time So I
looked at the
broken watch, and I
said: --"Pluh" [in the
background] "I still don't get it" [mumbled] "what the, fucking" "I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!" "What the, get that wicky-wack shit out of our music!" "This is heavy" "Yep" If there ever was a
word that you heard SO ABSURD It could take the
place of ANYTHING that you could say Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question, Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone! So remember the
next time you forget What you're saying in the
middle of a
sentence Don't strain your brain to remember the
word Instead look 'em right in the
nose and Tell 'em that the
answer is: "PLUH!" [in background] "Oh I
get it!" "Yeah, now you know" "I SAID PLUH!" [belch] "Yeah, beat that" "Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh" "Yes I
said PLUH, PLUH, Pluh!" [Sounds like growling "satan"]